asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

Jul 27 18:04 with 421,769 notes

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Source: hunterandrewpence)

Jul 24 12:21 with 522,157 notes

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

Jul 24 12:19 with 688,725 notes

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

Jul 21 10:28 with 688,725 notes